TIT

I must be the only person on the whole planet that can’t get a teaching job in Thailand. There are pissheads that can’t tell their mouth from their arsehole and still manage to land a job. I can only come to the conclusion that Thais don’t actually want to learn any English from such a polite, well-spoken (handsome) young Brit. They are clearly only interested in having their eardrums violated by the dreadful sounds that are more commonly categorised as Australian. Also, I’m starting to get sick of the sight of fat Americans. The only reason that obesity numbers are diminishing in America is because they’ve all decided to move over here; where they can feed their hunger by eating the Thai children.

Anyway, it’s taken me over two weeks to think about what I was going to write in this post, so my brain is frazzled. I’m going to take a break and go and neck some fucking Chang. Au revoir!P.S. Here is a photo of a dog trying to eat another dog’s head.

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Dog fight!

 

 

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